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Sunday, November 23, 2008

Cheney and Obama are distant cousins: Mrs. Cheney

Lynn Cheney, speaking on MSNBC today, revealed a long hidden fact: her husband Dick and Barack Obama are distant cousins: one eighth to be exact! Mrs. Cheney says they have tried to keep this from the press but an anonymous source in the White House leaked the story.

For her part, she said that they had not had relations with Kevin Bacon even though Dick looks more like he then Barack Obama.

Obama replied that only Mrs. Cheney would find this remarkable. "Doesn't she know that we are all only six (6) steps away from Kevin Bacon? Do the math girl. That means at most we would be one 12th cousins! One eighth is nothing."

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