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Words with Their meanings

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Cigarette:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

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Love affairs:

Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

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Marriage:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

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Divorce:

Future tense of marriage

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Lecture:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

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Conference:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

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Compromise:

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

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Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .

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Dictionary:

A place where divorce comes before marriage.

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Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

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Ecstasy:

A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

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Classic:

A book which people praise, but do not read.

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Smile:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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Office:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

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Yawn:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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Etc:

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

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Committee:

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

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Experience:

The name men give to their mistakes.

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Atom Bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.

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Philosopher:

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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Diplomat:

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

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Opportunist:

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

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Optimist:

A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.

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Pessimist:

A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

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Miser:

A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

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Father:

A banker provided by nature.

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Criminal:

A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

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Boss:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

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Politician:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

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Doctor:

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?

You know what is the difference between girls aged : 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

Romantic Names Of Countries

Romantic Names Of Countries

H.O.L.L.A.N. D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.



I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.


L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.


F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.


C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection



B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.



N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers


K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.



C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction



K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!



M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

Some Funny Truths

~ Having one child makes you a parent but having two makes u a refree...

~ Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is always Husband.

~ You cant buy luv but you pay heavily for it.

~ My wife and i always compromise,i admit i am wrong and she agrees with me.

~ Ladies first,pretty ladies sooner.

~ They call our language the mother tongue because the father never get chance to speak...:

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